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Minutes from the Thaw Meeting
Year 3705
Attendees: Ice Sprites, Water Nymphs, Mist Fairies
Day 1
10am – Roll Call
Day 2
10am – Roll Call (cont.)
– Fairies insist on their full names being called. Since Fairy names include all of their accomplishments and noteworthy deeds, and the Fairies themselves decide what accomplishments and deeds pass muster, names can take 20 minutes or more each
– e.g. the first Fairy called showed the most restraint; being named Roynayr of the Spiked Valley Who First Questioned The Logically Incongruent Name of the Valley And Ventured From the Valley to the Surrounding Mountains to Investigate Other Peaks And Therein Discovered a Heretofore Undocumented Ungulate Species of Similar Disposition to the Grumpiest of Antlered Beasts And Bravely Drove Them From the Otherwise Pleasant Lands of Some Proximity to the Spiked Valley And Who, Unjustly, Returned From His Adventure With Most of One Ear Missing Because Grumpy Antlered Beasts Pack a Wallop And Make No Mistake
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